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Or submit something. Submitting things is fun, too.
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| SOMETHING AWESOME JUST HAPPENED | |
 | Escargoancitizen approves of your existence. |
I drew a thing
‘Cause Lordhebe (and his E&F counterpart) needs more love.
flames
~*~*rabu*~*~
aw lordeerbe
i miss e&f sometimes
no fuck Rob just reminded me that the TVTropes page for E&F exists
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
“For your information, Escargoancitizen is not coming as my pet. He recently received his acceptance letter and will be enrolling this year. I have no doubt he will make an excellent Ravenclaw.”
“What? But snails can’t be wizards!”
“That is shockingly gastrophobic of you, Linkara.”
I felt like drawing a TGWTG/Harry Potter crossover…so here it is. Escargoancitizen reference cause why not. Enjoy?
PERFECT
TYLER APPROVES
(via leongroff)
Asked by Anonymous Anonymous
Bat Critic dropped from his perch and easily glided through the darkened trees. Bird Brain, however, wasn't so lucky. He was much slower, and there were more than a few times when he slammed into thick branches and had to take a breather. After a few minutes Bat Critic had circled back and hung next to the tiny avian. "Having problems little dude?" "I'm not built for flying in the dark." the tiny critter replied. "No worries. You stay here, I'll bring Linkowla to you. A'ight?" Bird Brain nodded.
Bird Brain was worried when Bat Critic left, for he did not have much experience with creatures of the night and he feared that he would be eaten. However, his fears were alleviated when Bat Critic returned a few minutes later with Linkowla in tow. “See? Easy as pie,” Bat Critic said with a toothy grin. “Wow, thanks, Bat Critic! That was really fast!” Bird Brain answered. “I try.” “Bat Critic said you were looking for me. What is it that you want? I’m very busy building my nest,” Linkowla asked, preening his feathers as he waited impatiently for an answer.
((GUESS WHAT’S BACK GUYS))
I’m guessing that was a no…
DEAD.
DEAD AND DYING AGAIN.
OH MY GOD I’M PISSING I QUIT
I’M DONE
SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS
*Starts camera*
—-
“Helllllllllloooooooooooo I’m the Nostalgia Kitten, I remember it so—”
“Hey!”
“Nostalgia Mink? The hell are you doing here? And get off my head!”
“No. And did you forget we were scheduled to do a crossover blog?”
“… Sigh… Fine. Let me start the camera again.”
—-
“Helllllllllllooooooooo I’m the Nostalgia Kitten!”
“And I’m your Nostalgia Mink.”
“We remember it so you don’t have to!”
…
“No, seriously. Get off my head.”
“Not gonna happen honey.”
FOLLOW THIS IT’S PERFECT
“I can give a purrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect analyzation every time! ;3”
(-_- Kill me kids. Killlllllll.)
PERFECT
Asked by Anonymous Anonymous
What is everyone in relation to animals in the Escargoancitizen and Friends verse meme thing?
Oh god. Let’s see if I remember them all. (In order of appearance)
- Kyle (Oancitizen) — snail
- Ven — hermit crab
- Film Brain — finch
- MikeJ — blue jay
- J-dub — worm
- Roses — Rosebush
- Diamanda — A RABBIT, JAWN
- Welshy — turtle
- Critic — CAAAAAAAAAAAAT
- Rants? — corgi
- Marzgurl — Squirrel
- Ashens — human; caretaker of the animals/plants
- Phelous — human; guardian of the Treehouse
- Luke — rooster
- 90’s Kid — GOAT
- Linksano — Leek
- Linkara — owl
- Rap Critic — bat
We’ve got character concepts for other reviewers, but we haven’t brought them in yet.
Hope this helps!
Under Construction
So I decided its about time we had one of these. Possibly this will be where new parts of E&F are posted as well.
Anyone want to make us an icon? 8D
Hey guys. Look what exists. FOLLOW IT, BITCHES.
Escargoancitizen, if my data is correct, it seems that we are in… a rerun.
i just have the fuzziest feeling since escargoancitizen is kinda my fault and everything. that stupid little smile kyle does at the end of the second gif just eeee. it’s like he’s saying, “I know you said you were sorry for spawning this, but I’m going to keep it going because i think it’s cute” and he’s got the snail that dodger got him and I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS OKAY ignore my tears
(Source: iswearitwascmyk, via trulyamindlost)
rina-paradox replied to your post: So I was at walmart and i found a thing and now he…
CRYING
this is the only gif of my face that is okay
So I was at walmart and i found a thing and now he keeps stealing precious camera time from me
Escargoancitizen you are stoned and i just bought you
how is this possible
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY